I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.