My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.