If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.
Dov DavidoffWomen want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.
Dov DavidoffStatistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.
Dov DavidoffIf I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Dov Davidoff