When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.