If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.