If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.