If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.