Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.