Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.