Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.