Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.