I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.