We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.