You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.