When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.