Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.