You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.