Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.