I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?