There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.