Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.
If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.