I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.