Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.