Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.