Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.
When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.