The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.