I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.