Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.