Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.