Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.