Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.