We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.