People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.