We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.