Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.