Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.