Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.