When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?