When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?