If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.