If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.