Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.