Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.