I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.