No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.