Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.