Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.