Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.