Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.