Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?

Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.