My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.