I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.