Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.