Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.
Dov DavidoffI can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
Dov DavidoffTV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.
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