Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.