If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.
Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.
We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.