I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?