I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.