Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.