I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?