Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?