I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.