Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.