Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.