Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.