Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.