My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.