Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.