Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.