Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.

Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.