I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
Dov DavidoffYou're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.
Dov DavidoffI have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.
Dov DavidoffI find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.
Dov Davidoff