Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.