The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.