The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.