The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.