Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.
I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.