You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.