You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.