Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.