I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.