Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.