Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.