The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.