The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.