Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.