Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.