Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.