Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.