Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.
Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.