Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.