Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.