Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?