I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.