Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.