Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.