Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.