Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.