A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.
Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.