Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.