If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.