What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.