Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.