Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.