Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.