The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.