It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.