Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.
Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.