People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.