Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.