Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.
Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.