Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.