TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.