TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.