TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.