Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.