At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.