Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.