A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.