A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.