A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.