I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.