Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.