If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.