If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.