Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.
Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.