Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.