Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.