Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.