If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.