The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.