Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.