Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.