Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.
The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.