Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.