Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.