Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.
Dov DavidoffThere must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.
Dov DavidoffAll politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
Dov Davidoff