Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.